Wales I
Arun Paul, James Wilson, Jennifer R, Rebecca Diss, Ana Teck, Matti Mitropoulos, Ellie Pizey, Minghan Xiao, Leo Antwis, Chris Hayes, Thomas Tai, Luke Matthew
Friday
We made our way to various cars via various coaches, due to sad lack of minibuses. A select few lucky humans got the luxury of going in Jimmy’s car from Beit. In all this transport chaos, somehow a bag of wetsocks was packed, but we managed to squeeze everything into the cars. Arun’s car boot was not a fan of locking, but no kit was lost. Matti, Luke and Leo to the 4pm coach to Bristol to meet Jennifer who now has a driver’s licence and a mostly functional car. Diss, Chris and I took the 6pm coach to meet Arun after Diss felt too ill to drive (so much freshers flu going around).The Jennifer car crew did the shopping and us Arun car crew briefly met up with them in the Tesco car park. The trip was starting to feel more normal. We arrived at the Croydon at a very civilised time.
Ana
Things did not begin smoothly: 6 out of the 9 freshers that had signed up cancelled, some very last minute, prompting several short notice replacement freshers to be swept up, which left me running around making sure everyone who needed it had kit packed. Diss became too ill to drive, so Arun jumped in to make sure everyone got to Wales (many thanks). Despite all the setbacks, we successfully had 6 people on coaches and 4 in cars by 18:00, and by 22:30 the 8 of us in Jennifer and Arun cars had met up in the Bristol Tesco’s, shopping complete. By 00:00 we were all chatting in the Croydon’s living room. I went for an evening walk with Arun before turning in.
Matti
Saturday
OFD II: Arun Paul, James Wilson, Jennifer R, Minghan Xiao, Leo Antwis, Thomas Tai
Incomplete sentences for the win!
- Went caving
- Fancied maypole inlet
- Maybe I can finally navigate in that bit of ofd
- Jimmy also keen, Arun thought fun
- Took the freshers show didn't want a crawl - Thomas, Minh and Leo
- Leo's a geologist
I was highly confused when I arrived at the car park first - I'd given up following the others when I realised I was driving much slower! Walked around to double check, they definitely weren't there so I messaged them and got to changing. Diss's brief summary of the route back in the hut had been turn left constantly, this had led them astray as it was, in fact, turn right constantly. I had got Google maps up because I didn't have a chance of following them and that had saved us some extra faff.
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Get to a fork in the entrance series
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My normal route is left
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Arun says everytime he goes left he gets lost
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I'm up for exploring the right
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We go
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It's ofd, it's classic ofd caving
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There's a branch that looks parallel to aruns route so I run down that instead
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Hmmm vaguely familiar and very polished
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End up sitting on a climb talking to Arun
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So much polish
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Carry on for a bit
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Hey that's the entrance to big chamber
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Ah
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Success
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I led the way down my normal route to gnome passage, that very polished one I had just come up part of
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Thomas took a slip due to the sheer amount of polish
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Gnome passage
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It's gnome passage
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Saw some humans
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No helmet light, holding a hand held light
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I offer my spare light and ask them to leave it at the swcc
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Others catch up
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Oh whoops that was our only spare light
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Welp
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Wedding cake is so small and underwhelming
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Corkscrew is always a tad unpleasant on the way down, staring into the hole
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Salubrious is looking dry
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We briefly stop at the top
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Me and James reminisce on how we will never forget the way from here after trying every possible other way
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Look at trident and judge
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Judge looks vaguely judgey
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Decide that descending maypole may not be likely today but we should go see the top of it anyway
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Go to crossroads
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Arun waits with Thomas
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Rest of us go, hard left at crossroads then follow the polish
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Have a yelled conversation with oxford humans confirming that it was maypole then leave them be
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Decide we can probably swing by selenite tunnel before leaving
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Take the right option at crossroads
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The correct option would have been less left but still left
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Pleasant fun passage, doubles back on itself with a window
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Very recognisable on the survey
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Right turn here brought us back to salubrious so we headed back to gnome
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Decided Arun and Thomas would leave, rest would go to bedding chambers. At least it would use the rope we had been lugging around the whole time
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Arun gave us some guidance on the way
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Second left on the way out and follow the mud
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The climb up is as much as I remembered
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James got the rope in
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The tail sat in a muddy puddle
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Leo climbed up, Minh decided it was a bit much so I sat with him and rambled about slov and people he had never met because I forgot who was in London now! Hopefully it was at least vaguely entertaining
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Way out we decided that there must be a quicker way than out to gnome passage
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Picked a turning based mostly on feeling like that is the right way
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Found ourselves in a chamber that looked like it belonged to the entrancey areas
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I forced myself to actually look at the horrors of an ofd survey, decided it was probably shale chamber
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Tried one way to connect it back to the entrance and decided it was before blegh even entering it and then noticed the obvious way next to how we came in would lead us out
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It do so very swiftly
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Out into the fading light
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The genius I am, I dropped a glove and had to walk back up the hill for it
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Made use of the low light to try and work out the state of my reversing lights - am I supposed to have one or two? The answer is still unknown, next time I think I'll check where the rear fog is.
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Back to the hut for some typical and less typical evening entertainment
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Chair and krab game
Jennifer
Cwm Dwr: Rebecca Diss, Ana Teck, Matti Mitropoulos, Ellie Pizey, Chris Hayes, Luke Matthew
I actually managed to get up to make breakfast at 8am, though of course Jennifer was already up and shockingly awake. Classic caving breakfast cooking ensued on slightly challenging cookers. We realised, that putting the breakfast items onto plates on the table makes the food look infinitely fancier. Because we could only get one key for OFD/Cwm Dwr some strategic cave planning had to occur. We had conveniently managed to have exactly two groups of six (caver limit in these caves). Making our way to the caves proved a little difficult, with many wrong directions chosen (something something "I remember the way" and "it’s not this exit, is it"), but we made it eventually.
I ended up going to Cwm Dwr, which always makes me very happy. The other group wandered off to OFD2. We decided that the Cwm Dwr trip would be an excellent opportunity for Matti and Ellie to practice navigating through a cave from a fairly unreadable and ancient survey. Despite selling it as a lot of muddy crawling, Luke and Chris H. were shockingly keen. Chris, being Welsh, also taught us how to properly pronounce the cave and village names.
I was very sleepy in the entrance and seriously considered taking a nap in the category two tight space, it’s so cosy in there (though others disagreed with this statement). The walking passage, scrambling and traversing woke me up a bit, and by the time we were splashing through the streamway, I was feeling energetic again. We made our way to the first stream chamber, from where one can continue to OFD2. We had some delicious smoked cheese and unsmoked chocolate and turned back. Ellie and Matti did an excellent job at navigating, only requiring the occasional wrong-answer-buzzer sound from Diss or me. Chris and Luke showed disgusting competence and I fear they may have already been infected with the cave fungus (what a shame). On the way out we briefly investigated all the crawls into Big Shacks 2.
We had a leisurely change, while waiting for the OFD 2 team to return. Diss and me had a quick chat to Tony about the Birth Canal Series in Cwm Dwr to see if a round trip was possible, but apparently it is a grim place. Perhaps we shall venture there one day for a recce. The OFD 2 team returned in batches, and Arun’s car left a little earlier to buy crumpets and to start cooking. Soon we were back at the hut, merrily cooking chilli and rice, while enjoying the ridiculous luxury of hot chocolate.
The day ended with many caving games. It all started with pot and sling. Everyone managed to get the hang of it very well after the initial obligatory wabbles and falls. Diss and Luke won with some very skilful moves. No one knows how Matti manages to fit his long legs through the sling – it shall remain a mystery. The Croydon has many squeeze machinable objects, including the table, chair and possibly even the ceiling beams (though that remains to be tested). Everyone showed great skill as squeezing through spaces no one should really fit through, Jimmy briefly lived in a chair, and I somehow ended up stretched through all of the arms of two chair. No oil or fairy liquid was required. Finally, we played a game I had not experience before, which involved two humans holding onto a chair and trying to attach a krab to another chair far away. One human had to hold onto the first chair the whole time, while the other human was not allowed to stand on the floor and had to stand on the first human. This second human would then lean out as far as possible to clip the krab into the sling on the second chair. This is definitely a game for long humans. Many interesting techniques were attempted, most ending up with everyone on the floor. It was great fun.
Ana
Cwm Dwr and OFDII were decided over breakfast. I was keen to do some route finding so challenged Cwm Dwr with Ellie, with all-knowing Diss and Ana as backups if we got lost, leading freshers Chris (another one?) and Luke through the subterranean maze.
The entrance tube spat us out into an antechamber, giving us a brief pause to adjust to the environment, before feeding us into the ‘category B tight space’, which was actually quite manageable. Nevertheless a 15 minute crawl followed, bringing us to the beginning of the route finding. I mostly took the lead on the way down, only making a few wrong turns and inaccurate assumptions. Diss led us through the boulder choke as there was no information about that on the survey and it was very easy to get lost. Past main passage, the smithy, and the flood bypass, we eventually made it to the streamway. While the water was fairly high, it was still a comfortable stroll, although the uneven rocky bottom hidden by splashes meant the pace was slow. After a short climb up a waterfall we consumed some superlative smoked cheese and chocolate and turned around. Ellie did most of the route finding on the way back, including the difficult boulder choke.
The evening featured many games: pot and sling, squeeze machines, and clip the krab on the chair, which I had never played before. As the ‘longest implement in the kitchen’ (though Jarv has officially claimed that title) I enjoyed leaning across the room with Arun holding onto my ankle, though I didn’t appreciate his unreliable grip sending me flying into the chair. Finally a game that was size-ist in the vertical direction. As the humans retreated to the down, I went for a final stroll down the deserted lane but went a bit far, so napped in a hedge for a bit before returning.
Matti
Sunday
OFD I: Jennifer R, Rebecca Diss, Matti Mitropoulos, Minghan Xiao, Leo Antwis, Luke Matthew, Arun Paul, James Wilson, Ana Teck, Ellie Pizey, Chris Hayes, Thomas Tai
I slept through most of breakfast cooking and a relaxed morning with some packing/hut cleaning occurred. Due to lack of multiple keys, we all decided to go into OFD1 – in two small groups of course.
My group directly headed to the Boulder Chamber via the step, while the second group did a little downstream diversion via Pluto’s Bath. OFD1 is excellently beautiful with its dark rock and white formations. Despite not having done much navigating in OFD1 for a while, I managed to find the way without major drama. At some point we ran into Little Si and some other humans. At the boulder chamber, cheese and chocolate were consumed. We had a quick look into the boulder choke, and the other group quickly appeared and disappeared in the meantime. On the way out, everyone tried balancing on the poles over the deep pools. We reached Pluto’s Bath, and all of my plans to keep my kit dry(ish) disappeared. This was the most people I have ever seen splash in the bath and the temperature was actually very civilised.
Back at the SWCC, after a rudely long walk uphill, Diss and I purchased more OFD/Cwm Dwr buffs from Little Si to complete our collection. The SWCC has a convenient card machine. We left the Croydon at 17:30 for some of us to get to Bristol for our 8pm coach. A wild Perry appeared at the bus station. Back in London, Matti took some people to stores to drop off kit, but we also gave people the option to take kit home and return it on Tuesday since we were approaching last tube time. Sadly, the central line was barely functional, and I ended up getting home only a little before Matti, despite his trip to stores. Overall and excellent weekend with many excellent humans.
Ana
As per usual, Sunday began slowly, but by 10:30 caves had been decided, to be promptly re-decided at 11:30. Although I was happy doing Cwm Dwr again to try some route finding alone, OFD I was the more popular destination so we all went down (in 2 groups of 6 of course). I had never been to OFD I so enjoyed the winding streamway with a fresh perspective. While 90% of the streamway floor was smooth and unthreatening, the remaining 10% was peppered with holes varying in depth between a few centimetres and a few metres, but it was impossible to tell until you fell thigh-deep into them. Therefore I spent most of the walk peering through the sloshing water to avoid dropping through the floor. Nevertheless, I enjoyed not having to think about anything more than not slipping over.
At the see-saw we caught up with the other group, so to avoid turning into a group of 12 we headed out before the boulder choke that the others were fiddling their way through. Leo spotted some of the prettiest fossils I had ever seen, and at Pluto’s bath some decided to have a muddy swim, followed by a swift exit.
While the drive to Bristol was quite enjoyable, the coach resulted in some kerfuffle – people were unsure if they wanted to go back to stores, there were two coaches and it wasn’t clear who would take which one, everyone had so many bags – chaos all round. But it all worked out as it always does, and by 23:00 Leo, Luke and I had thrown our bags into stores and said our farewells.
Matti
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Stream way still called
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Ofd 1 has it easily reachable
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Went down
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Spotted some tiny shrimp
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Realised i had forgotten dry pants, crawling sounded overrated so I traversed over Pluto's bath
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It was fun and splashy
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The poles move far too much
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There's this fun tiny oxbow to send a fresher off into to catch back up with, Luke seemed to enjoy it at least
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Met up with the other group at Plutos bath
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I decided I would rather leave than be convinced that wet pants wouldn't be that grim so left with Luke
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All ended up leaving together with much confusion
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Back to the hut, tidy and drive home
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It's nice driving towards Bristol, barely needed navigation
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Spent an hour chatting to Perry in Bristol before deciding I should really head home
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Dropped Perry off at temple meads and promptly went wrong at one of only two turnings between there and home I could possibly mess up on
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Drove towards bath for a bit, remembered that whilst I couldn't get to my phone the built in satnav has home programmed in and could maybe be trusted to work for ten minutes
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It worked for about that much time, crashing in Brislington and promptly decided I was in the middle of the Mendips
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It's fine I know the way from here, follow that one road.