Despite the tragically caveless year, the annual AGM featured elaborate speeches from high-spirited candidates, promising to single-handedly eliminate the pandemic to allow us to return to the underground once more. Distant oases were discussed such as actual club trips, new minibuses and double-decker chocolate bars. The voting saw some very close deciders – both President and Treasurer were decided by one vote only, however RON was denied a place on the committee once again.
It was feared that there would be few nominees for the ‘Herman Herz’ and ‘For Evan’s Sake’ awards, but surprisingly there were many candidates; Claims for near misses included Rhys for abseiling onto a supposed murder scene and Lucie and her boyfriend for climbing down a section of cave without rope, but ultimately the winner of Herman Herz was the whole club for surviving a whole year without going on a single trip. Bodily fluids that were creatively used included Sasha the dog’s vomit sprayed onto the floor of cave house and the entire human race’s mucus sprayed onto each other, but it was decided that For Evan’s Sake would be awarded to Dave’s gallbladder for turning against him halfway through the year.
And thus ends the most eventful uneventful year in club history, our eyes set on a future caked with mud once again.
Congratulations to the new committee:








